Milo Battaglia

Staff Writer

Posts by Milo Battaglia

Emergency Vehicles Converge on Nordenberg for 'no reason in particular'

OAKLAND—Today, University Place, home to the feared and revered ‘Nordenberg Hall,’ saw a common sight: an assorted jumble of dawdling emergency vehicles. The scant road was home to an...

In Student Life, Dec 01, 2024

Study finds most useless major is one you, the reader, have

PITTSBURGH, PA—In a surprising new paper, sure to send shockwaves across your department, a multi-part investigative study has found that your major, dear reader, is, in fact, the wor...

In Student Life, Oct 15, 2024