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I’m a Russian Sleeper Agent

I don’t want to sound ungrateful but, I don’t know how much longer I can wait. I mean this is not new, I have been waiting for years and I have not gotten any more instructions. Also,...

In Politics, Apr 06, 2022

An All-encompassing Guide to the 2022 Final Four

Well, well, well. Look who’s back. Your bracket is busted, your hopes and dreams have been ground into little chunks, and you need some last-ditch betting advice to afford a rose for ...

In Sports, Apr 02, 2022

Celebrating Encanto’s Run on the Billboard Hot 100

Disney’s smash-hit animated movie Encanto makes history with its song “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”, which held the number one spot of the Billboard Hot 100 for just over 5 weeks after ...

In Entertainment, Mar 16, 2022

Questionable Roommate Pact: Pitt Student Forced into Lifetime Indentured Servitude

Let’s face it: none of us take the time to read the terms and conditions. They are far too long, and far too boring. What could even be there, right? After all, terms and conditions a...

In Student Life, Mar 08, 2022

Pitt student sued by port authority after being run over by a bus

Breaking News, a Pitt student is being sued by the Port Authority after being run over by a bus. The Port Authority is suing for 12.5 million dollars as that is the damage his limp bo...

In Student Life, Mar 08, 2022