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Pitt Athletic Department to Defund Electric Scooters, Improve Gameday Performance
Following the arguably embarrassing losses to West Virginia University’s and University of Louisville’s football teams, the University of Pittsburgh Athletic Department has announced ...
In Current, Sep 30, 2025
Student Dies of Disease in New Rec Center Hot Tub
An unidentified student was found unconscious in the new Recreation Center’s hot tub area.
In Current, Sep 30, 2025
Beware of Professor Gage
As the semester at Pitt continues, many students sit apprehensively in their lecture halls. The lecturer before them, an unfamiliar academic, was given a mediocre rating on Rate My Pr...
In Student Life, Sep 30, 2025
BREAKING: Towers Dryer Dries Clothes
OAKLAND—In a shocking turn of events, sophomore and Tower A RA Abby Jenkins reported to Panther Central this past Sunday that Towers dryer number 98—which, like the others, usually br...
In Student Life, Sep 21, 2025
Club Stages Coup After Discovering President is from West Virginia
The Pitiful News is currently looking for a new President/Editor-In-Chief after the club forcefully removed their former President from Monday’s meeting after finding out she is from ...
In Student Life, Sep 12, 2025
Our Review of the New Forbes McDonalds
Who’s hungry! The Forbes Street McDonalds is back in action, and we at the Pitiful News are excited to share our experiences from a recent visit to the golden arches.
In Food and Culture, Mar 30, 2025
“For Us, Panthers” Slate Platform
We, the “For Us, Panthers” Slate, are running in the upcoming election for SGB. We value honesty, so we’re giving our platform to The Pitiful News, the most trustworthy news site on o...
In Student Life, Feb 27, 2025
Opinion: The Pitiful News Endorses Joan Gabel Jr. For SGB
Wowee, we actually have a student government election this year!
In Student Life, Feb 27, 2025
Admin Suspends Kendrick Lamar Fanclub From Campus
Vice Provost of Student Affairs Carla Panzella, Dean of Students Marlin Nabors, and the Office of Student Conduct have moved to suspend the Kendrick Lamar Fanclub from campus, effecti...
In Entertainment, Feb 16, 2025
Opinion: Hailee Steinfeld Deserves A More Successful Fiancé
On January 26th, the Buffalo Bills yet again lost to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship. The Bills’ fourth straight playoff loss to Kansas City has cemented another chapte...
In Sports, Feb 09, 2025
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