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    Pitt student sued by port authority after being run over by a bus

    Breaking News, a Pitt student is being sued by the Port Authority after being run over by a bus. The Port Authority is suing for 12.5 million dollars as that is the damage his limp bo...

    In Student Life, Mar 08, 2022
    Pitt student sued by port authority after being run over by a bus
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